by Brugden April 05, 2024
by GutsyYoyoMaster June 07, 2019
The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
by Eros_Avalon October 30, 2023
when a guy puts a handwarmer between his sack and penis and innocently hands it off to a girl who is cold.
by swedz12 December 08, 2010
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by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022