James

He is usually that one guy who attracts women like flowers do with bees. He has a fat cock, usually great at romantic advances.

Or he's the most indecisive little shit you'll ever meet. Usually very insecure, his love language is words of affirmation. If you have such a James in your life, be sure to remind him how much he is loved. And he may or may not have a fat cock.
Oh, come on, James!
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Person 1) James is so orz.
Person 2) I want to date him.
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James is the type of guy you'd glance at from time to time, catching your interest. James is slightly tall, he especially has nice eyes and lips. He is insecure of his looks, but you'd say you think he's actually overly attractive. He is the type of guy that would take certain things said to heart a lot, and is sensitive. He is pretty nonchalant and not as talkative. James is a guy that relies on another person for mental comfort. And if he'd found the right person, he'd never have the intentions of hurting them. Only the intentions to love and care, and expect the same in return more than ever.
Lady: Hi, James!

James: *Looks at lady*

Lady: How are you?!

James: Uh, fine. I guess.
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