ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.

Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 23, 2023

ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.

“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.

by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023

home sick for a person

That feeling of sickness for missing a person. You can get this feeling for literally anyone. In some cases, you can throw up because of it.

"I can't even think straight, because she is constantly on my mind. I am home sick for a person."

by Arty Craftys Llife February 23, 2024

dick sucking gay person

it means gay gay gay gay gay aka a very very very very very very very dick sucking mother fucker with no hoes no bitches and sucks dicks for a living now it also means you are white and your name is aron and you are dating a grade 3 thank you for your time and by the aron is in grade 7 thank you gay person also gay nigga say what ok bye.............

i am sorry but you are a dick sucking gay person and i think you need help

by FornitePlayer69 March 6, 2024

The Hottest Person on the Planet

Jeff.

"Damn you're like The hottest Person on the Planet"

by PictureThisDictionary March 7, 2024

Indentured Street Person

The politically correct way to refer to a person who does not have a home also known as “homeless”

John Wood is an Indentured Street Person living under a bridge.

by Bobmisterr March 7, 2024