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Big Ball Day

When the weather is just right and the humidity is at the right point to make one's balls appear extra large.
When I looked into the mirror this morning I knew it was a big ball day. Better call up my girl and make the porno now!
by TA3 July 21, 2009
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Zombie Jesus Day

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007
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another day at the office

person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".
by Sexydimma December 30, 2014
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Zero Day Exploit

A cyber attack that is done through a vulnerability in a software application that the developer of the software is unaware of and is first discovered by the hacker. The term is used to mean that the software developer had zero days to work on a patch to fix an exploit before the exploit was used. One of the most common applications to have a zero day exploit is a web browser.
John: All the data on my computer was destroyed by a virus.

Bill: Yeah you need to be very careful when you download porn.

John: No, I heard it was done through a zero day exploit on Internet Explorer.

Bill: Oh I see. But why are you using Internet Exploder? Everybody knows that's a piece of shit browser.

John: Don't know, I never will again.
by dead parrot September 19, 2010
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Tom Hiddleston Day

You have probably heard of it that Tom Hiddleston got body shamed... it's so sad :(
So we decided to make a special "Tom Hiddleston Day" at June 11th and thank him for the great 20 years of acting.
Everything we can do it's SUPPORT TOM even more than we do.
Today it's Tom Hiddleston Day!
by Support Tom Hiddleston! April 18, 2021
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Day Late Friend

The scenario of this phrase is about a guy and a girl who are friends. The guy has feelings for her and vise versa, but the girl rejected the guy cause maybe she wasn't ready or she was confused. After the guy has moved on and has a new girlfriend, the girl finally admitted her true feelings to him but it's too late and thus, she's his Day Late Friend.
Jake and Mindy were best friends and they began to have feelings for each other. Jake tried to ask Mindy out, but Mindy rejected Jake even though she feels the same way. Jake moves on and finds another girl and they both got closer. By the time Mindy decided to express her true feelings to Jake, it's too late cause Jake has already moved on and is attached to the new girl and thus, Mindy is Jake's day late friend.
by Farid Singapore January 3, 2009
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Fuck school day

Oct. 30 national fuck school skip it smoke there and take a shit in there sinks cause fuck it
Yo dude national fuck school day let’s gooooo
by Small dick gang for life October 24, 2019
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