god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.
God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!
by William Seares May 23, 2024
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Daddy god

The saddest and most pathetic term for the male light-god.
Christian pastor: "he is my god but I prefer to call him daddy god"
by PnP_NoName February 28, 2021
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God Shot

The shot of ice that I have tried to get in for 5 or 6 years or more, and still won't go in due to the outside inference that keeps occurring, because they think it's going to kill me or something. And keeps on getting confused (maybe, at least..) for heroin, that would (if I could get it in... That is..) have gotten me off the needle back then, and now is the key to saving certain things (like private Ruan () and producing a (in my mind.. at minimum..) a super duper mega miracle which is the equivalent of 1000 miracles.
I really wish I could finally get in that God Shot..

*sigh
by GodCreator January 25, 2024
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God Smart

Some geniuses are God Smart
by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
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The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.
Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Dank God

Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
Woah Dank God finally came out!
by balallal February 01, 2021
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the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 03, 2009
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