turn off your hacks

what everyone dumbshit squeaker would yell when you keep killing them over and over.

Me: 26-0 lead
nub: OMGGGG turn off your hackssss
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by unknownmiracles February 20, 2018

Fuck off reviewers

When you write something cool or funny, that takes you a while (most likely an inside joke between your friends). But a bitch ass reviewer doesn't allow it to be posted

Guy 1: yo I'm writing this funny ass urban dictionary definition
Guy 2: that's cool what's it about?

Guy 1: you'll have to wait for me to post it
Guy 2: ok

*A few minutes after submitting definition*

"Your definition isn't gonna be posted because I'm a bitch ass reviewer"

Guy 1: Fuck off reviewers

by XxpiratexXvboyTV_ July 3, 2018

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 3, 2018

Luked off

To leave an event without saying goodbye or anyone noticing. It becomes a behaviour pattern that most people come to embrace.

At a party, hey what happened to derek. Oh he luked off

by Pookiekeuk September 10, 2018

Peen Off

A saying for when u really want someone to hop off of your peen

“Bri you need to peen off, I’m not going to give you the spongebob”

by ThePillCosby September 14, 2018

live off the land

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.

Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Fresh Off The Mothafuckin Block

Guy #1: Damn look at that girl.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's lookin fresh off the mothafuckin block.

Etika: Anyway, you know who it is man, Iceman fuckin Etika, yeah, fuckin sound cool. Anyway, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green projects. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, we just got out, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The high school, that I go to but we don't give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. Fresh off the mothafuckin block.

by MrDragonBoi2004 October 19, 2018