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National Hands down panties month

For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.

Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”

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Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

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While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

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The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!

My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.

by Devildaughter03 November 01, 2021

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Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 29, 2022

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I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021

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