Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios

love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight

by marckowski January 6, 2023

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

Box Muncher

Someone who eats hella pussy and or dudes asses

Bro im a certified box muncher I ate this dudes ass so good

by Boxmucher5000 January 7, 2023

Bait Box

Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.

"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."

"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."

by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023

Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.

"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".

by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023

boxed Mac and cheese

The lifeblood of every college dropout. It's like a hug in a bowl, but with noodles and orange powder. Eat it straight from the pot and customize it with whatever's in your fridge, from hot dogs to Sriracha. It's the meal that says "I may have dropped out, but I'm still living my best life."

Aight, bout to make myself some boxed Mac and cheese

by LUMONOVA April 17, 2023

Slap Box

A term used infrequently (in areas of Chicago usually by a male), who has initiated rough intercourse with someone he dislikes or even hates in some cases.

RG decided to Slap Box with JP before Wayne got a chance.

by NotAtROPH May 1, 2023