by christophorus August 25, 2010
Get the hyphy lovemug. A term, coined by Shakespeare describing a person (usually of male gender)who willingly accepts a gift of love wee (sperm) into their love cave (anus). Upon receival, it is usually stored in the same region as a concealed drug, which often leads to confusion and embarrassment at customs.
by Barrington Cockpiss April 26, 2006
Get the love smugglermug. Highly dysfunctional, yet powerfully addictive love relationships which cause at least one the parties involved to appear to the rest of the world as if they're on crack. Crack Love addicts often gladly indulge in the drama, while hoping that the douche bags they're committed to loving actually have it in them to one day reciprocate. The irony is that most Crack Love addicts would not know how to receive the love they allegedly seek. If the douche bags ever were to act right they would suddenly be too nice or worse, too boring.
Crack love addiction affects all sizes, shapes and genders. The common denominator is that all those afflicted exercise an unhealthy and selfish sense of hope i.e. delusion.
Crack love addiction affects all sizes, shapes and genders. The common denominator is that all those afflicted exercise an unhealthy and selfish sense of hope i.e. delusion.
So many young girls think they can get sexed by a pro football athlete and make them fall in love. "You just let him get you wasted and take you back to his place to smash! And now you think he's going to fall in love? Girl, that's the crack love in you doing the talking.
Or
That guy keeps paying her phone bills and taking her shopping and she doesn't do shit for him. All she has to do is let him smell the pussy and he's taking out his wallet. He's in Crack Love or else he'd she isn't worth a shit.
Or
That guy keeps paying her phone bills and taking her shopping and she doesn't do shit for him. All she has to do is let him smell the pussy and he's taking out his wallet. He's in Crack Love or else he'd she isn't worth a shit.
by hipsterinnc December 4, 2010
Get the crack lovemug. Dude, I fucking shot my love mayonnaise all over that milf's hot pussyand tits, and then her hot 19 year old daughter licked it off for her.
by Vulgaris September 21, 2005
Get the Love Mayonnaisemug. by JanisA October 17, 2008
Get the Love Gamemug. by Sharapstar June 17, 2010
Get the Dutty Lovemug. My cousins boyfriend had graveyard LOVE for her. He controlled her ENOUGH til she got tired! Tried to go away to ease her mind .He found her and killed her! Tragic~~
by ~UNKNOWN~ July 13, 2015
Get the graveyard lovemug.