John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy

John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John Doe

The Roblox player who is not a bad guy but people believe he is and try to kill him with guns.But he soon turned into a hacker.

That man is being a John Doe.

by grim reaper reaper January 22, 2020

John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022

Pulled a john

1) to pussy out of a fight

2) to talk shit 50 feet away then walk away

1) man I was bouta fight this niqqa but then he pulled a john

2) this niqqa talked shit from across the hall then got up and walked away man that niqqa pulled a john

by tig310 May 21, 2014

John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".

Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years

by Maxdout May 28, 2021

Cool John

Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.

Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John

by Ramentae November 21, 2021

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 17, 2023