A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023
Get the Zest Kingmug. A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
Get the Short Kingmug. A word used to describe a man who cums in a girl while yelling ripper magoos in stall 4 and Budweiser’s at Schwager’s barn. Isaac was such a snozzle king last night in the bed, his snozzle really left me limping.
by Give me a beer in the c shop February 18, 2019
Get the Snozzle kingmug. When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
Get the Rusty King Scorpionmug. Adam King is a true gentleman.He has the most beautiful smile and dreamy brown eyes you ever did see.In mind and looks he is a true king, insanely smart without making you feel stupid.You will learn so much from an Adam King,especially this one.With a heart of gold everything he does is done with love and kindness.With video games he’s a bit of a geek but he’s a sex god under the sheets !
I know he will make the most amazing husband :)
I know he will make the most amazing husband :)
by Foreverbabs12 December 5, 2021
Get the Adam Kingmug. by Puppylover56 August 23, 2023
Get the James Kingmug. To say My king , your referring to OUR king lebron james,
people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.
people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.
Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even start! Let's talk about the incomparable LeBron James, my king LeBron, the absolute king on the court and the epitome of cuteness. LeBron, oh LeBron, you are simply magnificent! Your presence on the hardwood is like a beacon of light, illuminating the court with your regal grace and undeniable charm. Every move you make is like a stroke of brilliance, leaving us in awe of your unparalleled talent. And off the court, my king LeBron, your generosity and kindness shine through, making you not just a basketball legend, but a true hero in the hearts of fans worldwide. Oh LeBron, my king, you are truly a king among men, and we are forever grateful for the joy and inspiration you bring to us all. Long live the king!
by Lebronlover23bronnyisacutie April 5, 2024
Get the My king Lebronmug.