by Anidude June 26, 2025

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024

by littlewomen February 9, 2021

When you prove your unreliability by being a pathological liar and provide your “friends” with false misleading information due to the fear and repercussions of your dominant shot calling wife.
All the warriors wanted to go to ship bottom sandbar. One of their friends suggested fish factory sandbar at 10am stating it was a great location. All the warriors were T Hool’d into the worst most pitiful location known to man, ending up in muck, mud, and swarmed by green heads for 4 hours before the original planner actually showed up, T Hool’ing everyone!
by Six Figga C-Lizzy July 12, 2022

1.There "AIN'T" no fucking belt i Kant Cees it.
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2.My Nigga! @#$% (oops) -ninja- {LlIitTEerRaAalLlLYy (R = y- upside down backwords and flipped)
by Do$moro September 22, 2021

Alexa is a sweet and loving girl. She might like horses but that’s ok. She try’s her best 24/7. She’s capable of putting a smile on your face even if your feeling you worse.
by Maze0414 November 11, 2021

by tehe December 11, 2007
