mr snoogs

A black cat that attacks the shit out of you when your just trying to pat him

Alex- "That little fucker bit me! I was just trying to pat him!"
Janey " That's my Mr Snoogs!"

by The_Def_Master. December 3, 2013

Mr. Miles

The funny thing at Fort Collins High School when the band director got arrested on 4 felony counts of having CP on his phone and sexually touching a 15 year old girl.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Sylvie yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard she got Mr. Miles'd"

by The ball handler March 28, 2025

Mr. Novid Manaya

When the whole of Melbourne has Covid but this one cunt can’t seem to catch it because he’s superhuman!

Have you seen Casey?

Yea that cunt is superhuman!
That’s Mr. Novid Manaya!!

by 36OZ January 5, 2022

Mr. Owings

this guys is the best computer science teacher i know, he's very helpful and has an amazing music taste and has a hat for every situation

"Damn Mr. Owings is really nice"
"I know right?"

by qwerrrtyuioop June 13, 2022

Mr. Guy

An unknown man, or guy.

I don't know who the Mr. Guy is.

by swapyfix August 7, 2025

Mr Ackroyd

Old man with big ears who shops for tracksuits and does yoga at 69

Look it’s and mr ackroyd

by Yeetyournan April 14, 2021

Mr. Chopsticks

An individual from Scotland with white hair.

LOL get a load of Mr. Chopsticks over there!

OK, Mr. Chopsticks.

by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022