yo mom

a word everyone has used to offend people with

yo mom so fat,we took a picture of her last summer and its still printing!

by the guy who clapped yo sis February 22, 2022

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

mom

Someone who tells people that they don't want negativity in their life but there are the negative ones who starts everything.

i don't like being negative - mom

5 min later

hey stop eating you are fat -mom

by Josh parry. December 18, 2022

Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

Your mom

has big flaps

your mom

by Opposum123456789 July 7, 2019

Your mom

What i like to do!! 🤣🤣🙏🏼

I fugged your mom yesterday

by Caniputmyballsinyojaws400 August 29, 2021