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I’m on my period

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.
I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.
by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019
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Suck my peen

When Tfue completely destroys somebody in fortnite
by meecahmouse September 26, 2018
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Oh my noob

An expression used when someone does something very noob-like. Usually used by gamers.
Oh my noob, did he just kill you?!? You suck dude, seriously. I mean, you're the worst. I can't believe you even picked up the controller. Just go home dude. I mean, Oh my noob. Seriously. Noob..... Gah
by kidd October 12, 2004
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sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.
Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003
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excuse my french

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!
by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005
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murder on my mind

it means AK 47 shot the b***h until i said her in her head or eye

its not the real definition but you know what i mean
YNW Melly: I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind

AK47, MAC-11, Glocks, and 9's

Me: naw bruh its dis
everyday i wake up i got murder on my mind AK47 shot the b***h until she die i swear i just might just shot her in her head or eyes

YNW Melly: deadass i do like that remix
by Spectral x Capo March 26, 2019
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Oh My Gord!

A Term commonly used when someone cant say god cause they have a messed up accent. lol.
Violent: I just got 2 lvl 60s for one!!!
Hory: Oh My Gord! nice.
by Michael1127 January 24, 2006
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