burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)

you just got burnt like buttered toast

by the party guy February 26, 2009

Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018

Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.

Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*

by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014

U smell like penises

Used to insult someone who smells horrible

Hey hobo u smell like penises

by Epictailz February 19, 2017

You look like a cake

The person (name caller) is saying you look superhigh. Can be used to warn a friend in class, without getting the attention of others.

(Guy one) "Hey man you okay, you look like a cake."
(Guy two) "Yeeahh, the party was pretty crazy."

by Zucky bread October 1, 2019

Piss Like a Super Soaker

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

I look like a butter

To look like a butter is to look smooth and silky clean like butter.

V. I went to the party and all the hoes said I look like a butter

by THAT BUTTER May 14, 2018