i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

hey you texting

Hey you texting is when someone mostly women or texting their side piece

Sue:Hey you wyd
John: just chillin

Sue: I miss u & I need u baby!!🍆💋
John: soon baby soon

This an example of Hey you texting

by 1jayjay1 May 28, 2018

Best of luck to you

Typically said to a significant other in a passive aggressive way when angry, in a fight, or breaking up. When you tell the other person “best of luck to you”, you don’t actually wish them the best of luck, it’s quite the opposite.

Partner 1 :: I don’t think our relationship is going to work out.

Partner 2 :: Wow, just like that? Well, best of luck to you.

by TheBookOfWisdom March 19, 2023

you little kurmuncle

similer to you little gringus but is mainly around people named, larry, dan, roman, aj, mr green, and drake

you little kurmuncle

by lukie2367 December 16, 2022

I forgive you

When you give your forgiveness to someone, like a very very close friend...like a 6000-year close kinda friend.

"I...I forgive you"

"...Don´t bother"

by Flan_K0dd September 10, 2023

I tomato you

"I tomato you" is to show the romantic feeling, which is more intimate than friendship, but less than love.

Due to the lack of a word to represent the stage between a friend and lover, tomato has developed as an in between word.

Tomatoes start small and grow representing the growth from friend to lover.

like love crush relationship

Oh (insert special someone's name here), I tomato you!

by Justin Kidding May 20, 2020

You have lint!

The phrase one says when you find lint in your partner's vagina/ on his penis. It always provokes laughter. The mood may be killed if someone says this.

My boyfriend was going down on me, then he said:
"You have lint!"
I laughed for ten minutes.

by Blanket Basket June 18, 2010