Fart Attack

Term used for hijacking a post on Facebook and discussing farts or fart related matter.

It's good fart weather. Would be a good fart attack line.

by chrisfarric December 7, 2010

fart pole

A pole normally found in a public place where people can break wind and compare notes.

The fart pole in hyde park is particularly fragrant today.

by Monkey McTavish June 19, 2006

fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

by trishonidas March 16, 2011

suck fart

(Said by my cuzzo in anger) It means that you can do something so low as to suck somebodys fart because that would value your time more than sitting here bothering me.

You know what?...SUCK FART!!! lolz

by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

police horse fart

A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.

"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"

by WarrenG July 14, 2007

Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

pussy fart bitch

a word that mexicans use when they insult their children

you are a pussy fart bitch.

by fragfgrad June 30, 2014