new jersey hot pocket

A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.

I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...

by Dre money March 30, 2016

new hope covenant church

A fucked up place in Oakland CA where people go to become complete tools. The tools cannot see they are tools because they are to busy lying to themselves.

"Are you a free thinker? Lets go to New Hope Covenant Church to fix that."

by subtype October 4, 2009

New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.

Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.

by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021

Space Jam: A New Legacy

A 2 hour commercial for HBO Max disguised as a movie.

Space Jam: A New Legacy is the biggest commercial for a studio since Ralph Breaks the Internet.

by Dominicmgm July 19, 2021

New Jersey Sixty-Nine

A sexual act in which two people perform oral sex on each other's anuses simultaneously.

Bobby and Stacey were tired of regular oral sex, so they decided to do the New Jersey Sixty-Nine.

by jowseyshore January 11, 2010

Teriyaki a New One Burger

A teriyaki-flavored burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Teriyaki a New One Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Ocean City, New Jersey

Ocean City, New Jersey is a small island in South Jersey. Dubbed "America's Greatest Family Resort", the "real O.C." is a notorious destination for Pennsylvania's summer vacationers.
Most of the real estate in Ocean City is owned by the shoobies, which is why some consider it to be a "dead town" in the winter. The year-rounders are typically wholesome people who like to smoke some weed in their free time. Their kids are coke head homecoming queens and gansta surfers with dreadlocks.
The locals can tell you about the underground quirkiness of the town. For example, everyone who lives there knows about Slobber Bob and Underdog Girl. Also essential to the town are Express Pizza, Sack O' Subs, 7th Street Surf Shop, Denovum, and, of course, The Boardwalk.

I used to live in Ocean City, New Jersey and we would sabotage shoobies on the boardwalk and flip them off when driving.

by Sassafras Scumblesquash April 29, 2006