Don’t Rock the Jukebox

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me

And Don’t Rock the Jukebox
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

rock and marty

The show where that one doctor got turned into a banaba

Rock and Marty made me contract T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

War-Rock

Japanese name (Pronounced "War Rokku") for "Mega Man" for Mega Man Star Force (Or Ryusei No Rokku man for Japanese).

War-Rock is Mega Man!? Now I know!

by À¼ÖÝ´óѧÍøÂçµçÊÓ December 27, 2007

Main Line School of Rock

If you go here, you’re either gay or depressed. Most likely both.

Everyone is addicted to vaping.

The teachers and directors are great, the kids are questionable at best.

Let’s be real, the music is mediocre. Every now and again you get an absolute banger but cmon, don’t kid yourself. There’s always at least one song that’s inconspicuously placed in the middle of set one, hidden amongst the decent ones. You know which one.

But if nothing else, main line is better than downingtown. It’s honestly shocking they did bass gods before us.

Wow you go to main line school of rock? You’re so cool!

by Oopdoopoop May 26, 2021

Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.

hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock

by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024

Go Skip Rocks

To go fuck off away from here

"Your little brother Timmy wants to come shoot dice? Tell him to skip rocks. "
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."

by NightKnightTonight April 20, 2024

Midnight Rock

(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.

Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."

by MincinMan January 31, 2025