When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
Get the Dentist Rockmug. Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
Get the Rock-Shockermug. Rockes the owner of a pixelmon server which has been alive for 8 years.
He has a very large penis but is also gay
He has a very large penis but is also gay
by MC.Miragecraft.net February 3, 2022
Get the Rockesmug. slang word used as the image of a man's penis. Preferably the lame, over emotional Caucasian skaters. When grabbed, you feel as if you have a pebble in your hand with hairy skin on it.
by from ex girlfriend July 1, 2011
Get the Wrinkly Rockmug. A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as
"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc
"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc
Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...
I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021
Get the Kid Rockmug. by botakman May 6, 2022
Get the rock n rollmug. to be rock chic is to embody the rockiest chic you can ! this also means no love ! love is for posers ! not for rock chics.
by rockchic69 December 16, 2022
Get the rock chicmug.