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Urban Dictionary

We all know that you use Urban Dictionary to, search for the horny page .
ex: be right back guys imma get horny on Urban Dictionary
by DecodeUnicode February 25, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.
me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.
by scarful23 December 10, 2020
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gods dictionary

Person 1: Hey, what does clanker mean?

Person 2: Look it up in gods dictionary.
by Bobby420Jimmy December 30, 2020
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Urban dictionary

Bruh do you need me to explain it to you?
No seriously, you're on urban dictionary and you need me to EXPLAIN what it is to you?
by Nintendrew January 23, 2023
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Urban dictionary

You clicked on the wrong link probably... Meant to get to the home of urban dictionary but clicked the definition, what an idiot.
I'ma go check on urban dictionary my home place to roast people

Oh wait, I'ma idiot I didn't click on the first link.
by Ocaink Boi January 2, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Is this something people talk about in their daily lives?
Some guy "Hey, did you read that urban dictionary post the other day?"

Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."

Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"

Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."

Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"

Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."

Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"

Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"

Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"

Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."

Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"

Some guy "Touché!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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Urban dictionary

A website where weird people go to read stupid hilarious definitions that other weirdos have written.
Boy: I’m writing on the urban dictionary

Other boy; What’s that?
Boy: just look it up
Other boy: *wheeze*
by Userwastaken February 3, 2021
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