old time asznee

Big Shaq and asnzee go way back

Big shaq: Old time asznee

Me:I know. Its been a while

by AWESOMESAWS12 May 15, 2018

Times New Roman

A way to make your essay fit the page count

Professor : Your report should be maximum 8 pages.
Student 1 : Shit! I'm over the page count.
Student 2 : It's ok, just change your font to Times New Roman.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.

Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.

by Kobrakys April 13, 2017

Eddy Fun Time

Eddy Fun Time is one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and loves to love people. He will make you laugh... a lot. He is a servant. You’ll forget how talented he really is. His voice impersonations are spot on. He makes cool YouTube videos. Subscribe! Everyone loves to be around him. Anyone with an Eddy Fun Time in their life sure is blessed.

“Hey, what are you watching?” -V
“Oh, just Eddy Fun Time’s lastest video. It’s so litty!!!” -M

by Urmom56 May 12, 2018

Journey through time

The act of performing a roman helmet followed by an abe lincoln

After a night of drinking I took a journey through time with my girl.

by UrbanFee February 2, 2017

beat the amy time

its the time every week when you beat an amy

look at the time its "beat the amy time"

by ooga booga7277282 January 14, 2021

time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012