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Malibu tee-time

Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.
I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links
by Clzinit January 24, 2009
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Its corona time

we are living in a pandemic sooooo yeah
Sky: "Its corona time!
Annabella(hacker) :Bruh
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times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.
Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.
by Kobrakys April 13, 2017
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Bullshit Science Time

When something happens to you that you are unable to explain only to explain such an event using Bullshit Science.
Lets say you are playing any First Person Shooter, and you expierence lag which ends up getting you killed that could only be explained using the logic of Bullshit Science, But if it happens over and over and over then you can say it's " Bullshit Science Time"
by Elmer Fud 247 October 21, 2010
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down pocket time

When ones depressed, or is having a mood swing. and everything seems to suck.
Man today sucks, im having a down pocket time
by Derek October 29, 2003
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a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible
"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben
by street freak April 26, 2022
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Time lapse fetish

"Have you seen her draw my life video?"
"yes, it's so hot. I have a time lapse fetish"
by YC85 February 1, 2022
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