Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

poop

its a soft substance that comes out of your asshole.

"aww shit, I gotta poop"

by DietWaterSalesman August 1, 2023

poop

the shit that comess outta your ass when you eat a supreme wrap and a big mac

i gotta go shit brb

definition: shit is poop and poop is shit

my shit got stuck in the dryer

by iactuallygottashit August 9, 2023

Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place

Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again

by Bowser August 11, 2023

No Poop July

No Poop July Is A Made Up Challenge By A Male User On Tiktok. This Male User Has Won NO Poop Juuly, But now has to go through NO Sleep August.

Timmy: Hey!
Johnny: yeah?
Timmy: have you heard of NO Poop July?
Johnny: yeah! I'm going through it!

by OKitsnathan9579 August 12, 2023

Poop colored people

Brown people.

I hate poop colored people.

by Booty_hunter August 14, 2023

Poop ditch

A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.

“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”

by Bush rattler August 24, 2023