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chinese food fart

A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
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Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.
My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.
by ButterMN January 8, 2008
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G&L Fart

Crap, I just did a G&L and sharted!
by Devman June 7, 2005
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yee fart that shit

To promote the freedom of expression of an individual.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.
guy #1: u eat p00p

guy #2: yee fart that shit

(pause)

guy #2: ownt.
by seekingbj May 16, 2009
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bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.
Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.
by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003
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potato chip fart

when someone eats potato chips and then when they fart, it smells like potato chips but it smells sweet. this is only good for girlz.
dammm veronica ate potato chips and laid a "potato chip fart". it smelt good tho =
by king of me January 26, 2010
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Fart Knocker

1. a trained doctor who knocks the farts right out of you.
2. a person/thing who knocks the farts out of you with a quick blow to the stomach
3. a dumbass who thinks he's cool but he's trip'n
1. Dr. Fart knocker used a Fart knocking device to knock the farts out of little Tony.
2. Rover knocked the farts out of his owner when he wanted to play "fetch"
3. Elmo's gonna knock the farts out of you!
by J. Mayon June 16, 2006
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