zero punctuation

The absolutely awesome video game review show hosted by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Watch it now!

Me: I just watched "The Witcher" on Zero Punctuation!
Friend: It's a MUMMORPUGHER!
Both: <laugh>

by Gishface June 2, 2008

Size 00 (Double Zero)

The lowest/smallest size in clothes (mostly pants). Girls that are 00's are very, very, very, very, very, very skinny. No meat whatsoevar. Just because they are 00 doesn't mean they,re anorexic, I have friends that are 00's. You can be a 00 naturally, but a bulimic more than likely isn't. (I'm not saying they aren't.) 00 pants are very small and the shirt equilvalant is an extra- small.

Size 34*: OMG look at that girl over there she is soooo skinny.

Me: That's my bestfriend, she's really nice.
Size 34: Is she like a Size 00 (double zero)?
Me: Yes.
Size 34: OMFG IS SHE ANOREXIC???
Me: No, she's actually very healthy so back off troll!!!

*Not in waist inches the actual size 34.
NOTE: This not a real story but my bestfriend is like a size 0,00, or 1. I'm not saying all size 34's act or say stuff like this I'm just generalizing.

by KoreanNameIsYoonHwa September 1, 2012

zero the hero

A cryptic person.

The most popular non-cover song by wordCannibal Corpse/word.

Your face is normal, that's the way you were bred.

by larstait October 12, 2003

Zero

Zero is when you don't want to be on bad terms with someone, but you don't want to be their friend. You're neutral; acquaintances. The scale measures from 10 to -10, 10 being good friends, -10 being enemies/hate each other's guts.

Mina is so annoying. Autumn doesn't want to be friends with her, but she doesn't want to be mean. She just wants to be zero.

by Hanamini May 1, 2009

Zero

Highest rating for a girl while using a reverse-rating system. Equivalent to a perfect 10.

Person 1: Hey do you see that girl that just walked by?
Person 2: What the hell, that's my cousin.
Person 3: Oh yeah. She's a zero.
Person 2: WTF is your problem.

by gggglol March 9, 2009

zero

0 was defined by Bert , founded late 2009, nothing can over power this number it can be used in any way to annoy a person or say zero if the individual is pathetic or worthless or you can even use it as a substitute to say NO, or by saying why are you being crap to me, as in why are you treating me like crap

Kristian:dude look at that girl!
Bert: eww dude she is ZERO, wtf are you on crack? Zero to the bone

Bert: your an idiot, Matt
Matt: dude why are you being zero to me

by 0o Zero o0 June 4, 2010

Zero Two

A overly simped on character that isn’t even good.

I’m honestly about to piss off a lot of people. Zero Two isn’t even good tbh

by Your Local Weirdo April 25, 2021