wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't

i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome

by feltup October 02, 2009

Peanut Butter Wonder

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.

Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.

by C_W October 17, 2007

one hit wonder

One who after talking one "hit" of marijuana is already high; someone who reacts very quickly to the effects of marijuana.

"do you see her? she's already messed up"
"yeah, she's a one hit wonder."

by Julieeeeeee September 08, 2007

Wonder Bread That Ho

Placing a piece of white bread on top of a butter face to avoid looking at them during sex. This thus butters the bread.

Warning: create holes for nose and mouth in bread to avoid suffocation.

Jermaine: Dude...butter face...you gonna hit that?
Antwan: Yeah...But I'mma wonder bread that ho

Janice: girl...you know he's a butter face for real
Elise: it's good. He got money. I can always wonder bread that ho...mm...hmm...

by Jin da MC Killa March 09, 2010

wonder years moment

n. a situation in which another's social faux pas produces a feeling of embarrassment for a third-party.

It was so awkward when Kevin tried to kiss that bitch that I had to change the channel. It was one of those Wonder Years moments.

by J2taln March 24, 2006

one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once

boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder

by MRBITCHOFTHEYEAR April 24, 2007

One Hole Wonder

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass you split the skin between her ass and cooch and she becomes a one hole wonder.

Dang, those 5 guys fucked alisha so hard in the ass they gave her a one hole wonder.

by turkeyyummay February 16, 2009