chocolate wedgie

when you give someone that just took a shit a massive wedgie and they get skid marks.

I gave such a bad chocolate wedgie to my friend Johnny he still has skid marks.

by JJRNDCaP October 27, 2011

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Hanging wedgie

When you underwear is place on a tall thing to give you a wedgie and your are left hanging for over 2 hours

I was in year 8 and I still wear tighty whites this happened a few day ago I was getting changed in the changing room and someone saw my tighy whites and told the two old guy they laugh and said let give him a wedgie and the gave me a normal wedgie then we went to pe and after lesson the said right it time for you two enjoy a hanging wedgie I beg them not to but they did not listen they put my on to of one of the pegs in the changing room and I am pretty small and the peg are about 8 feet of the ground so I dangle there 4 feet of the ground wait for some one to save me from it but no look the locked the changing room with checking to see if anyone was in there I wait there and really need to piss but none came I sleep in it and just before lesson began the next day the same guy came and said if I want to come down I had to do something for them I agreed not know that it was much worse my parents where on holiday for a 5 weeks and still are I was hanging there and they said I had to go outside and stand by the trees so I did and the came there with a ladoor and hung my by my underwear for the top of the tree and said they bring me water every day for 1 week if I stay there so I did it killed my tighty whites where pretty strong so the did not rip anyway 1 week goes by and they don’t come and get me down another week goes by and I fall down start to hang on a lower branch that branch stamp and I hit the ground and scream fucking final.

by Gay bitch ;) May 31, 2019

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