Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

Walrus

A walrus is a cute af animal that looks like my aunt

Roger:Aww It's A Walrus
Me:No that's just my Aunt
Roger:oh

by Aaron Jord September 13, 2021

Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused

“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”

by Plurman July 4, 2024

Walrusing

The act of overdoing it in relation to food, booze, or anything that is not healthy.

On my 40th birthday I was walrusing hard and ended up gaining 12 pounds.

by SR Bear March 17, 2019

Walrusing

When a dog (generally an older one) has that long, sad, tired look on their face and they look like a walrus.

"Why does your dog look like that?"

"Oh, he's just walrusing, he's fine."

by studderbeans February 5, 2024

Walrus

When you smoke 2 joints simultaneously on both sides of your mouth because you were passed 2 js at once during a cyph

Damn he got 2 joints in his mouth he is straight walrusing

by Puppyangel July 12, 2022

Walrus Teeth

Walrus Teeth: Hitting 2 THC vape pens simultaneously.

Let me see your pen so I can walrus teeth!

by Pawgslayer69 June 3, 2022