Hug Watch

When family stealthily watches their relative and a member of the opposite sex from the house windows to see what type of hug or the length of a hug given at the tend of a supposed "date".

The act of siblings watching through windows to count the seconds of a hug to determine the seriousness of an upcoming relationship.

Mama - "What, no hug? We were on hug watch for the last five minutes trying to figure things out between you two."

Sister - "I was on hug watch last night and her hug was 7 seconds and had a sway to it, I think they are getting serious."

by Warrior for Christ August 29, 2010

Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

Watching the clouds

When sitting upside down on a couch so that your legs are where your head should be and then have someone squat over your face and fart.

My friend was watching the clouds, I was getting rid of last nights curry gas.

by R.Kelly55 March 26, 2021

Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

by tarttator August 22, 2019

watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.

Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news

by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011

Piece Watching

When you catch someone looking at your penis while your urinating.

"Hey man, wtf why were you piece watching?"

by NiggaWhatTheFuckOMGWTF May 26, 2009

white watch

The preverbal wrist watch that white people wear so that they can live by the mantra "Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable"

Damn, John must be wearing his white watch. He's always making a big deal of how he's 20 minutes early to work

by bitbumble September 20, 2013