“I blessed you with love, so a single kiss could make you soar, and the gentle touch of a hand could bring you back to earth.”
“Put down your weapon; secret wars never truly end. Crown yourself with love, and let it grow into the wings of your flight.”
A mythical creature who, like Bigfoot, is believed to exist by conspiracy theorists, politicians, the Pope, and state organisations alike. The 'Woman' is said to be without balls and bitch non-stop about something or other. 'Woman's' existence is mainly pushed by mainstream media, college professors, and the IRS in an attempt to lure chads (like me) into temptation, time away from League of Legends, and take a shower.