Pud Whacking

Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.

Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.

by BonerDaOne January 20, 2018

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Whack and Snack

Masturbation, before, during or after consumption of a food item.

Taylor couldn't decide on whether to eat his sandwich or fuck it. He decided to Whack and Snack

by MeatTrumpet April 24, 2012

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Whack Sauce

Something really dumb, terrible, weird, just all out INSANITY!

We have to get this shit done by tomorrow? That's Whack Sauce!

by Elizabeth Smart October 27, 2003

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whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

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Bush Whacking

To hide in the bushes outside a women's home and masturbate to her through the window

D-Tos: Yo eric where you at last night?
ELO: Bush whacking over at MB'S
L-WIL: Damn eric that some fine ass bush whacking

by Eloree123 June 4, 2013

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whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

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