Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.

The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus

by Meat Spear February 10, 2010

Cruise-A-Virus

A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a douchebag.

This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.

(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)

"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."

"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"

"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"

by Stan Riggins February 5, 2008

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

French, taken from the pop song. It virtually means "Will you bed with me tonight?" and is a lousy pick-up line at the best of times.

"So, Sweetcakes, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

"Hell no, and stop drooling on my frock"

by JMash March 9, 2004

Ginger Vitus

Ginger kids are born with a desise witch causes verry light skin, red hair and freckles. This desise is called ginger vitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls. Kids that have ginger vitus can not be cured. Because there skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike vampires. Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles. These people are called day-walkers.

"I feel sorry for that kid over there, he has no soal so he got ginger vitus"

by Notposs January 23, 2006

Vicous

one who has sex with someone they aren't dating.

Carmen "Hey Roza, I heard you Vicous Ben last night."
Roza "Oh yeah! it was a one time thing, i don't think i'd do it again though, he was pretty bad."

by ho.bo. vampinja June 18, 2009

corrona virus

the end of humanity because the fuck head Chinese people ate bate the little fucks eat anything that moves. were all dead because of the Chinese.

sam: yoooooooooooooo i got corrona virus ,
queeeez: *fucking bolts away from sam* *shouts* fuck u asian shit

by you got fortnite aids mate February 7, 2020

parlez-vous

An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.

Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"

Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."

Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"

by Raewyn June 19, 2004