verbally texting

When you speak out loud what you are texting. This is a real thing that people actually do when they are typing and reading out loud what they are writing at the same time.

When you read aloud as you are typing a sentence either on your personal computer or on your cellular device. This shall be known as verbally texting!

by Ivy Martin October 16, 2013

First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021

verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb June 23, 2016

verbally whipped

Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.

"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."

by P0nd Scum June 6, 2018

verbal shitpost

A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"

Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.

by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025

Verbal Dyslexia

Verbal dyslexia is like having dyslexia, but speaking. Mostly happens when your anxious.

Me: *Says something that doesn't sound English*
You: Woah? What was that?
Me: Oh sorry. I have verbal dyslexia.

by HailzInSpace March 12, 2022