Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
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isabelle denise valentine

yea you know isabelle denise valentine shes a stupid brat
by coolmansupercool December 05, 2023
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fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 February 11, 2012
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When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025
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Cherry Valentine

Cherry is an extremely talented drag queen from drag race uk season 2. Extremely sweet or insanely talented than cherry. Cherry absolutely deserves the entire world and more. If you want to think of perfection, just think of cherry. Cherry absolutely oozes talent in every little thing she’s done and everyone can’t wait to see what’s next #streamaesthetic
do you want to see perfection? just look at cherry valentine
by anonymousssssoxxxox April 24, 2021
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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest
Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine
by Shmeels February 08, 2022
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