Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 14, 2017
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ramleathal Valentine

A dumbass skill-less character in the game: Guilty Gear Strive. She's just retarded coomer bait and has no personality and pails in comparison to the giga chad: Sol badguy.
Kid: I love ramleathal she's my waifu Dad: fuck off ramleathal Valentine sucks balls. Kid: BUT THE TEIRLISTS!!!! dad: leaves and never comes back
by Sugon69 December 10, 2023
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Cherry Valentine

Cherry is an extremely talented drag queen from drag race uk season 2. Extremely sweet or insanely talented than cherry. Cherry absolutely deserves the entire world and more. If you want to think of perfection, just think of cherry. Cherry absolutely oozes talent in every little thing she’s done and everyone can’t wait to see what’s next #streamaesthetic
do you want to see perfection? just look at cherry valentine
by anonymousssssoxxxox April 24, 2021
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Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people
Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 19, 2025
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fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 February 11, 2012
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Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
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