by scopthicc February 11, 2021
Get the valentinmug. (Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacremug. Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 7, 2018
Get the The frosty Valentinemug. by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
Get the valentines daymug. 
REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤
by eryrlk April 4, 2022
Get the valentine/julianmug. The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that
by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021
Get the Charlotte Valentinmug.