vag flaj

the female cock block

yo lisa! you totally vag flajed me! evan wanted it so you should have left.

by bosoxcrazy5 June 8, 2009

Dearest Vag

An unlikely yet wonderful pairing of words played in a game of Bananagrams.

Also an example of a letter one might write to one's own vag, in order to congratulate, apologize, complain, or explain something to it.

Dearest Vag,
I would appreciate it if you would make up your mind about this whole period thing.
Thanks,
X

by Jehnner September 5, 2011

clea-vag

-an exaggeration supposing that a girls pants are so low-cut you can see the beginning of her vagina

Mann, look at Sarah's pants.. they're so low she's sportin' some clea-vag.

by RebaRhonda June 17, 2011

Vag Drag

The act of inserting one or more finger into the female vagina and using the pelvis bone to drag the female. preferable for use on linoleum floor for easy sliding. more fun if she is on the phone with a parent, grandparent or any sort of authority figure. best if bragged about to buds shortly after. greatest vag drag glory can be achieved while drunkenly taking a virginity, and pretending (poorly) to "love her".

granny: what're you up to deary?
hoe (vag draggee): oh, nothing, just hanging out
bro (vag dragger): come back to bed WHORE! *vag drag occurs now*

by fakedlove July 1, 2010

vag brothers

two guys who have slept with the same girl

"Dude, we're vag brothers. I was tapping that before you where."

by Spellbound July 2, 2014

Vag-itarian

Someone who has a diet of ONLY eating out of girls vaginas.

I don't eat food from a plate, I'm a full-out Vag-itarian

by Dom_344 April 4, 2011

mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.

Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.

by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014