darth vader

a scary black man who once swallowed a hovver when he was young and also likes to eat avacados

oh look darth vader seems to be humping avacados over there and throwing them at people

by pouip January 16, 2003

Vader

A device used by various members of the female sex when guys just won't do it for them.

The Cosmic-Invader may be purchased at Hustler superstore.

by haha February 10, 2005

Darth Vader

When a guy getting a blow job puts on a Darth Vader mask and ruins the moment for the chick giving him head just before he blows his load. Also, he breathes into the mask telling her he's about to blow his load while sounding like James Earl Jones with the heavy breathing bit.

"I was giving Matt a special yeaterday and he decided to pull a Darth Vader on me."

by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 18, 2006

Loud-Vadge

While in the throws of passion (sex), the woman queefs not just once but nearly every time man thrusts in and out. Keeping a constant queef rythm.

"Man I had sex with susan last night and she had a loud-vadge. It was like a trumpet quartet was in the room with us."

by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009

Darth Vader

Its when you cum in a girls mouth and your jiz makes the roof of her mouth and the lower part stick together so when she tries to breath through her mouth it sounds like darth vader breathing

why is she breathing so hard?

I gave her a Darth Vader.

by Mr horrible Gross guy May 10, 2010

matt vandenberg

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.

Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.

by masterboom November 16, 2016

Valdemar

If you have this name your most likely always confused with the bitch “Voldemort” and are most likely non binary. You LOVE Human anatomy and Science and is always curious. When I person first meets you, you come off as a bitch but in reality past all of those bad things your awesome and you have a lot of secret fans that you don’t know of because you want people to be afraid of you but sometimes people are just built different😏✨💀. Either way you probably want to be immortal cause like why not? But like you have anyone that likes you...*looks over at fan girls* “ehhh I don’t see anyone.” THATS how you be. Your oblivious to the fact that people like/love you and also don’t like Chang. You have a harder time adjusting to change than most. Your also a perfectionist and love blood.

Random dude: Dude do you see that guy? He’s so scary and weird.
Valdemar: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me?
Random dude(s): RUNNNN

by Smart_personnnn December 13, 2020