by Squeky Clean April 03, 2005
by Poor Kid December 13, 2018
Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.
When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.
by berserkers rule February 06, 2010
The shittiest school in New Jersey. Is located in Upper Pittsgrove Township, NJ. The teachers do not care about their students and the principal is a power-hungry-eco-friendly-little-bastard.
by FuckMeInTheAssAndCallMeDaddy August 16, 2017
This is one of the richest towns in one of the richest counties in America. It is home to mostly "new money" people. The old money is hard to come by, but it's easy to tell. Kids from old money parents will never brag about anything. There are probably about 10 of them in the entire town. The rest are all slutty japs with big tits, but most of them are silicone. But don't squeeze them or she'll have daddy sue you for all you've got, and then buy her a new nose with it. All the girls here have at least one coach, gucci, db, or prada bag for every day of the week. guys, your favorite store should be j crew and if you don't own at least ten things that say northface on it, you will never get a girl. if your family doesn't have more cars than drivers, a pool, an in home movie theater, or at least 3 other properties across the world, you're POOR. GET OUT before everyone finds out and talks shit about you, but they probably do anyway. This town is full of daddies who work in NYC "the city" and mommies who stay at home buying manolo shoes for their bitchy daughters all day. It breeds some of the smartest kids in the state even though they just text each other on their new razr cell phones during class all day. This town makes the Northern Highlands parking lot glitter, where the students have better cars than the teachers. If daddy didn't buy you a lexus, bmw, or audi, he probably doesn't love you. Take all the money in your trust fund and buy a new daddy! Unless of course he pimped out some other ride for you like a land rover, high end jeep, or hummer equipped with gps and chrome all over the place. If you crash your car, you'll probably get a more expensive one tomorrow. When you meet someone from this town, they will immediately tell you how great they are because they have sooo much stuff and their parents are sooo rich. If they don't brag to you about everything in the first 10 seconds, they are probably old money and actually have some class, that's a package deal right there. This town is full of jappy bitches and wiggas. What a great place to live!
Cop: You were going 50mph over the speed limit, that's a $300 fine
USR kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i'm from Upper Saddle River, wait can daddy put that on his amex?
USR kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i'm from Upper Saddle River, wait can daddy put that on his amex?
by happy highlander December 25, 2006
In the early 90's a small group of bitches (meaning lame ass pussies who get no vagina) from the Grand Rapids area decided to join together and make a group. this group was named "upper class royalty" which happens to be quite the opposite of what the members really are. it was more of a name of fantasy for these soft ass niggas. they also decided to make up phrases like "shooting chease" (to beat off infront of men) and other phrases with strong homosexual meanings
the entire "upper class royalty" got their asses beat by several elementary students (see "stepbrothers")
the upper class royalty likes to make up stupid homosexual phrases
anyone in the upperclass royalty, is a bitch with a small dick
the upper class royalty likes to make up stupid homosexual phrases
anyone in the upperclass royalty, is a bitch with a small dick
by dimebag dackly November 04, 2009
upper west siders live in rent controlled apartments that they brag about paying $350/month for. They are the cheapest, most inconsiderate, self-righteous people walking around, in addition to the sense of entitlement that they harbor.
That Fucking Upper West Sider has a huge sense of entitlement, plus she didn't pick up her dog's shit from the middle of the sidewalk!
by the Geniette in a bottle July 07, 2010