turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

by BENJAMININO February 27, 2008

turd-chaser

1. (noun) a plumber.

2. (noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).

Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd-chasers. We're busy with real plumbing.

by Princess Peach-Punch December 25, 2011

Medusa Turd

A shit so nasty that to gaze upon it would cause you to lose your mind.

To take a shit so monstrous and inhuman that a new way of thought is needed to comprehend it.

Dont go in the bathroom man, I just took a Medusa turd. Your puny mind couldn't comprehend it.

Dude, I just took a shit so ubelieavable that I cant even look at it or figure it out. A true Medusa turd.

by baron orlock April 27, 2011

Turd Echo

Talking on the phone while taking a shit in bathroom that echoes.

I was talking to my mom on the phone while taking a shit and she asked me what that sound was and I told her it was a Turd Echo

by MikeyFunster November 5, 2010

Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

cheese turd

a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.

Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"

by douchebop January 13, 2013

colon turd

half man, half eagle, half anus hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard trimming and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. You most likely will find him either in a gym or passed out in the woods with only one shoe on.

oh look! its a bird. it's an indian. No...it's a colon turd!!!

by Zach Pitzler December 5, 2010