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freedom treatment 

Publically declaring a foreign government to be an enemy that stands in the way of "freedom", committing war upon said country, and then extracting both the natural wealth and markets for a small minority of investors in both the invaded and invading country.
Iraq was going to allow oil to be exchanged in currencies other than the dollar, so they were given the freedom treatment.

The freedom treatment doesn't work when people actually fight back, so it's important to demonize them in the global community and the UN as much as possible.
freedom treatment by madric March 7, 2012
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Mushroom Treatment 

A term that draws its history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently; shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.
Ex:

Dave: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Bob: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.

trickle treating 

The Bone-apple-tea version of Trick or Treating.
Trickle Treating: the wrong way of pronouncing ‘Trick or Treating’

Person 1: we going trickle-treating tonight?
Person 2: do you mean Trick or Treating?
Person 1: oh is that how it’s spelt. I’m an idiot.
trickle treating by AshKetchup9 October 13, 2019

Tweaker Treats 

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.
Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.
Tweaker Treats by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021

The Otis Treatment 

When a male sticks his balls in red dyed fruit dip, then the female proceeds in removing the fruit dip with elbow cleavage. A hybrid form of the Bojob.
Brandon "You still with Reese??"

Chance "Yeah she's giving me The Otis Treatment tonight"
The Otis Treatment by On Man November 16, 2009

Shakespeare theater 

To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.
"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"

"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."
Shakespeare theater by gardens October 4, 2012
To be put down or embarassed by someone. Put in your placed or "schooled."
You've been treated!
treated by Anonymous May 10, 2003