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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.
"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".
by Sleepin' J June 9, 2022
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Travel errant

When your husband gives you a permit to travel abroad and you use some type of illegal distribution of contraband across most of the common broadways?
Tom; yé meate I gave Vicky a fat travel errant
Redg: swr she only got a place out last night?!
by Coffeechimp September 1, 2022
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time traveling ball pit

A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid
Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible

Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
by mercy deserves medic April 24, 2022
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Travel Pants

A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on
by The Purple Helmet May 5, 2022
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Kind Traveller

A Slang Term used to greet persons that is void or racism, sexism, ableism, abuse, sarcasm, belittlement, judgement, hearsay, questionable ethics, and more.
A Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic is rolled into the room on a stretcher.
Greeter: Hello, Kind Traveller.

Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic: Hello.
by Johnzface October 7, 2022
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Travel

Having fun, Seeing new things, For some of us it’s our dream :)
I travelled wit my friends
by Fvduh January 10, 2022
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