Toad

Used to describe short people who are slow ugly, wear all pink, and who drool all over the Minister

She looked just like a toad

by SunnyStormiSuperLazy April 15, 2022

Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad

by Oof.nope November 10, 2018

Toad suck

When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself

I will commit toad suck and become the all father of the entire universe

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Toad

A chair.

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.

by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

Toad Head

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

by Eddmario August 4, 2022