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Marcus

Marcus looks like a Crane fly, he also likes to have sex with flies. when he sees a fly raping him them ... when him have sex with them goes cock through them
Marcus: look at that flies
Flies: nooo!!

Marcus: ooo yes
Flies: R.I.P miself
Marcus: goodbye
by Kukmaster123 February 26, 2017
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Marcus

Wants to die from a levels... It was too hard for him
Fucking hell marcus how did you manage to fail all 3 subjects
by sufferingpotato November 22, 2021
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Marcus

Marcus is an incredibly funny person. He’s sexy and cute at the same time and his smile lights up the world. His hugs are perfection and his voice can make you melt.
- Oh my gosh look at him, he’s so sexy
- He’s obviously a Marcus
by star-crossed l0ver January 3, 2022
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Marcus Wennberg

Marcus is a man, he does not smell good. He smells like blood and orange of some reason. He has orange hair.

He is refered as "MögelMuckan" and with fungus.
WOw what a Marcus WEnnberg.
by Kare16 December 15, 2021
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Lars Marcus

The handsome (and tall) third year student who comes to stir the pot while charming everyone into his web of lies. Will steal your boyfriend while he takes you down.

A true snake with a hidden agenda who likes sharp object in more that one way.
Who is that guy the curly haired boy is kissing? Oh that’s the new guy , Lars Marcus!
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A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024
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Marcus Whitman

School of the farmers, located in the depths of Rushville, NY. After winning a fundraiser put on by radio station 98PXY, Justin Bieber put on a 10 minute concert at the school, which he was 2 hours late to
Bro I saw someone driving on the road in a tractor down in middlesex!

Yeah it’s prolly some kiddo from Marcus Whitman
by coconutmallman May 26, 2024
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