Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

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nuts tight

1. an exclamation of extreme excitement when you're overcome with joy

2. an adjective used to describe something unbelievably insanely awesome

3. an adverb used to describe a feat that blows your mind and defies physics

1. (after sinking last cup in Beer Pong, or a game winning buzzer shot in basketball) Chad: "Nuts Tight!!!"
2. Pete: "Man I was at the zoo the other day and I had to peep this Red Panda that was insanely nuts tight!"
3. Pauly: "ohhh dang! Kyle's 180 barrelroll gainer was nuts tight for real!"

by TWreckz June 14, 2011

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Tucker's Tight Hole

A place used by plenty of men. Including; his friends, male cousins, strangers, male prostitutes, and even Tuckers poor dad.

Gay homosexual man: Hey, I'm a gay homosexual man

Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.

by candykay October 23, 2018

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Tight Little Buddy

1.A body conscious adolescent male utilized by men of varying socio-economical backgrounds for stimulation. Endlessly customizable, a TLB skill set typically includes: advanced libido detection, high levels of anal retention, tiptop spinnability, bottomless sin reservoir, hungers for it.

2. A tightly packed morsel.

3. A fleshy multi-tool reared to achieve absolute owner satisfaction.

Check out the TLB on the back of that Harley. Nice hogware.

(Tight Little Buddy)

by Popped Top August 22, 2007

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