therapish

Noun - Somebody who takes the role of a therapist, but is not necessarily somebody who is doing so in a licensed, professional manner.

"Is Jodi your therapist? "
"Not really, she's more of a therapish."

by WhoDoesntHaveProblems May 26, 2021

therapizza

When it’s been a rough day but now it’s all good because you ordered some pizza

Gonna need a therapizza session after today bro

by jhanson86 September 1, 2021

Therapist Appreciation Week

Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?

It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).

Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?

Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!

Therapist Appreciation Week:

Weekdays:

hey therapist,
personalized paragraph

Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)

by randomperson? July 20, 2022

Therapist

A paid lier.

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.

by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Therapized

Past tense of Therapy

He just came from therapy

So he was therapized recently.

I guess you could say.

by Dr. Bungalloyd PHD April 4, 2023

Therapizer

A person who analyzes mundane situations and turns them into an opportunity for therapy

Avery: I really don’t feel like shooting the ball through the hoop…

Makenna: Hey, if that ball were you, would you want to be thrown in the correct direction?

Avery: Whatt? I don-

Makenna: Exactly, of course you would, so think of yourself as this ball and throw it up up and away!!

Avery: Ugh, your such a therapizer

by AllisonAveryham June 11, 2023