by Sweat1 January 01, 2009
A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
by Dluxx June 15, 2008
The best fucking type of porn. Its especially made for those "special" people like necrophiliacs and other sorts of psychos. It may involve rotting fleash, decaying skulls, magets, worms, and plenty plenty of blood. One famouse Zombie Porn Director is Nathan J Rodriguez
Old necrophiliac pervert: "Who wants to see some Hardcore Zombie Porn?"
PreTeen pussy/girl: "I do, I do".
PreTeen pussy/girl: "I do, I do".
by DAHMER_PUNX March 31, 2007
a state in which your brain is too lazy to do anything useful and make sense, so you just stay put on one place and do nothing. But not yet total-zombied for you can still blank stare at people and say "uh huh?"
Andy : "hey dude, what's up?"
Cez : ... (blank stare at the floor)
Andy : "dude?"
cez : (slowly look at Andy) "uh huh?"
(staring back to the floor)
Andy : "damn man, you're half-zombied today"
Cez : ... (blank stare at the floor)
Andy : "dude?"
cez : (slowly look at Andy) "uh huh?"
(staring back to the floor)
Andy : "damn man, you're half-zombied today"
by Lanatia March 02, 2009
A person who spends nearly every waking moment, arms stretched out with phone, texting who ever will read it. Usually this person does not acknowledge bystanders. Their most common response is "Text Me". Living conversation is difficult. Attention span at the most is a few minutes. Texting Zombies are growing in number. Avoid them at all cost lest you become one.
by Macsaroni July 30, 2010
Every zombie movie has some character with a shotgun. They are best for taking the head clean off in one shot. We all know that's the only way to kill a zombie, duh.
by J Adkins August 19, 2005
A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and assuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).
The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.
The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.
The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.
The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.
by CrotchZombieCom January 07, 2007