Santonio turner.. the best friend in the whole wide world that's got you're back no matter what !he's great in every which way and is a beast in sports!! Hes always there for you no matter what and when you need all you need to do is ask after all he is the best broski in the world.
Dang look at Santonio turner go again! # 59 scored another touchdown and he cured his best friends heart right before the game!
by Curly fries. August 15, 2017
Get the santonio turnermug. Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
Get the Mia Turnermug. by noreallyurmom February 2, 2023
Get the Dr. Turnermug. A pussy that will run that cox sucker of his to anyone but can not back it up if u meet a jamian in ur life time just know he will touch ur butt and will call his grandma before u get to scrap with him jamian is the number 1 vagina of adams county
by DANI the stain January 16, 2022
Get the Jamian turnermug. a very handsom sexy beast of a man who will destroy any one in bed he has a very big cock and nows how to listen while he fucks youre bestfreind, he alsop plays the guitar so he is very good at strumming the g string.
by gogo david March 22, 2017
Get the george david turnermug. by mrdrjohno December 11, 2021
Get the timmy turnermug. by iamalexturnered February 27, 2022
Get the Turneredmug.