Puddle

An affectionate term to describe a person who sleeps with anyone who has dope.

Person 1: Check out that puddle, she wants to do me tonight for a puff sac.
Person 2: She'll sleep with anyone won't she?
Person 1: That's why she's a puddle, it takes a lot of drips to make a puddle.

by Boss Me January 31, 2019

Puddle-Chaser

A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!

“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 15, 2018

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023